Dear Costco Trail Mix,
You are making me fat! How can 3 Tablespoons of your scrumptiousness be 160 calories, when I still want more of you after eating 17 handfuls? Life isn't fair. If I could play you a song to help you understand how I am feeling I would play U2's, With or Without You, because I love you and hate you at the same time.
Your Angst Ridden Fan,
Melisa
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