Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Another Day, Another Joke

A ventriloquist is working in Salt Lake and during his show a Utah fan stands up and yells,"HEY YOU! ONSTAGE! You been making smart-butt remarks about us Utes being stupid all night long! We're not all stupid ya know!" -"Relax" said the ventriloquist, "They're just jokes!"- "I'm not talking to you, sir!" The Ute replied. "I'm talking to that little jerk sitting on your knee!"

2 comments:

Roscoe and Daisy said...

I love all your Ute jokes- there are all so funny! They made me laugh! :)

Eric and Justine said...

Your family picture is beautiful. Just wanted to wish you Happy Holidays and thanks for the good laugh with those jokes :)