Friday, July 12, 2013

An Expert's Guide to Trainspotting

Step 1:  Get your brothers and Great-Grandfather involved.
Step 2:  Find a suitable mode of transportation and don't forget to take a coin.

Step 3:  Place a coin on the track and listen for the train by putting your ear on the rails.
Step 4: Watch in amazement as the train passes and blows its whistle.
Step 5: Collect coin and do a happy dance because you have never seen a quarter so incredibly flat and warm.
Note: In order to make the most of this experience it helps to wear cowboy boots with shorts and go with a retired railroader.

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