Thursday, January 9, 2014

Letter From a Concerned Consumer

Dear Costco Trail Mix,

You are making me fat!  How can 3 Tablespoons of your scrumptiousness be 160 calories, when I still want more of you after eating 17 handfuls?  Life isn't fair.  If I could play you a song to help you understand how I am feeling I would play  U2's, With or Without You, because I love you and hate you at the same time.

Your Angst Ridden Fan, 

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